girls don’t want boys girls want homes with hardwood floors and big windows

how do lawyers not cry when arguing

Can someone please tell me when I’m supposed to laugh in Friday night dinner?

Me to my entire wardrobe when I come home from a night out

My biggest flex was making a normal Snapchat username in 2014

I’m a slut for sliding Snapchats to the side to see what they say first before I open the message

yeah i blocked you, but did you email me? stand outside my house with roses? attach a note to a pigeon? no? oh okay

sza makes music for bad btches so if you don’t like it then.... I got some news for you

“It’s just a dog” kinda people are bad vibes

Is it just me or can other people tell which family members are going up and down the stairs by the sound of their feet?

crazy what abit of good weather can do to ur mood

I really don’t know how I’d live without my dog