Sneezes are just nose farts

Indiana & surrounding states, please share!

When boys break your heart, you should automatically get back all the money you spent on them

always done dirty no matter how good i am to the mfs.

“growth will also feel like loss remember that”

I deserve another dog

"Gotta weed out the weenies"

God restores.

Telling myself it's gonna be a good day, until I actually convince myself it will be a good day :,)

The fact that I'm gonna have to buy ANOTHER tv subscription bc I got obsessed w a show and no longer talk to the guy really huts my feelings

I hope I marry a Phil Dunphy mixed with a little Chandler Bing

Aubry Grame on to the 60 hurdles finals in a time of 9.68 seconds. A new school record! #RollOn

Aubry Grame places 5th in the 60 meter hurdles in a time of 9.64 seconds, a new school record! #RollOn

Me romanticizing everything in my head 🤝 Falling back into severe depression moments later

Idk if I need a shot of tequila or a hug

I do this on a regular basis

‘disney’ energy for each zodiac sign ~ aquarius

All my ads are for therapy rn. They must know I'm going through it

My dog Nelly has a best dog friend called Larry. Larry has an owner called Tom who is my friend. The young dogs swim together in an idyllic spot of the river Wensum every morning. They bring back sticks to us in exchange for treats. It was all very idyllic until this happened...