You snooze, you lose ... pounds. Waking up and going to sleep at the same time every night is strongly linked with having lower body fat.

I may have been a bit in love with the beautiful cigar girl.

I'm not looking for someone who has everything. I'm looking for someone who can share time with me more than anything.

Cucumbers can be used for dark circles and swelling by the eyes. Slice cucumber and put over eyes, keeping them there for twenty minutes.

You can never understand someone's pain until you're the one who feels it.

If something bad happens, something good will come of it.

African Americans are taught in schools that Jefferson was a great man, ignoring the fact that he owned 330 slaves . raped his female slaves

Snack on a handful of Almonds as they are a rich source of Vitamin E and helpful in reducing cholesterol.

I rub shampoo in my eyes every morning to prepare for the pain of the day

I miss you, the old you.

I�m not single and I�m not taken. I�m on reserve for someone who deserves me.

Every girl deserves a guy who looks at her everyday like its the first time he saw her.

Eating the dead will reduce your weekly grocery bill.

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Would you rather be a billionaire while everything you saw was ugly, or homeless while everything you saw was beautiful!?

I'm sorry I can't go out tonight because of the internet.

Do you think Reese Witherspoon calls her kids Reese's Pieces cause I hope so.

Remember when you cared? I miss that.

Sprinkle cinnamon into your coffee grinds. This antioxidant rich spice may reduce blood pressure, lower stress, and burn more calories!

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