My New Year Resolution is gonna be to quit nicotine solely for the fact that I could say #nicfreesince23 while using finger guns

If i ever get married i will 100% have open bar but Brody Braun does not get open bar privileges

Hey so we now have proof that Fox News hosts knew the rigged election claims weren’t true and yet they still pushed that narrative!? We literally have texts between them……conservatives….who’s the sheep now?

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 Man that sucks. I was attacked and screamed at in 2018 by an insane woman named Marjorie Taylor Greene. She had no respect for the privacy of me as an 18 year old school shooting survivor or my staff. She was self righteous, insane, and completely out of control.

I really want to hear how Republicans reconcile the whole "Democrats don't care about our national debt" argument with this simple, yet informative chart: 1989-1992 - Bush increases our deficit. 1993-2000 - Clinton has a budget surplus 2001-2008 - Bush increases our deficit,

Anybody else seeing literally all there friends taking Greece trips??? Makes me wanna go back 😢

I need a blonde don and Pardyalone collab YESTERDAY

listen up, stupids: Donald Trump and his klansman father tried to prevent black people from renting apartments in their buildings. they got caught. Donald Trump tried to scam students at his fake university. he got caught. Donald Trump tried to cheat on his taxes. he got caught.

How Republicans view "personal responsibility": Unarmed Black man is murdered by police for allegedly using a fake $20 bill. - Republican: He should have complied 12 year old girl is raped and impregnated by an adult male family member - Republican: What was she wearing? She

A man reorders his identical Walmart shopping list from 2022 for 45 items. 2022: $126 2024: $414 The same basket of goods nearly quadrupled in price in just two years!! We need more people to run this same exercise and share your videos.

You know elon added the "near earth orbit" bit.

I can't figure out if vaccines work or not. Tough one. I can see why RFK Jr is so concerned. Need Sherlock Holmes on this one.

This

For as long as I live, I will never understand how anyone could have chosen Trump over this.

So Republicans, now that it's clear to you that he lied to you about not knowing anything about Project 2025, have you considered that he might be lying to you about everything else? Inflation? Covid? Sexual assault? Epstein? The 2020 election? January 6?

"I promise to sober up if you put me in charge of the largest military in the history of mankind" is hilarious

BREAKING: The wealth of the four richest Americans hit $1 TRILLION yesterday. It's the first time in history the net worth of just four men—Musk, Bezos, Ellison, Zuckerberg—has hit the trillions. These four men were worth $74 billion twelve short years ago. Tax billionaires.

So Trump is rambling on about he and Elon rigging the election?! Am I missing something or is he confessing to yet another damn crime?!

Here’s Kamala Harris handing out meals to families who have been impacted by the wildfires in LA. Her first day out of office and she’s continuing to serve the public. This is what a real leader looks like.

The assignment was to read an article and respond to it with cited sources. She didn't read the article, didn't cite any sources, cried victim when she deservingly failed the assignment she winged so she could go to a play, then got the teacher fired for rightfully failing her.