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lane michael

@lanemking

Just a guy and an iphone

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calendar_today02-05-2011 06:14:09

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170 Followers

183 Following

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What the hell is going on? Why is this a popular shoe? I’d be embarrassed to wear this as part of an Alien costume. And my everyday shoe is crocs so……

What the hell is going on? Why is this a popular shoe? I’d be embarrassed to wear this as part of an Alien costume. And my everyday shoe is crocs so……
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I just heard someone say email marketing. Stop pretending that’s not a fancy way of saying spam email. Why does this exist? Email marketing.

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A double cheeseburger at McDonald’s is $.40 cheaper than a McDouble. So basically if you have a double cheeseburger it costs money to remove a piece of cheese. That makes sense.

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Have you ever heard of anyone intentionally clicking on a spam email? So called email marketing? Has anyone ever actually benefited from that?

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For every new follower I get on my new IG page, I get 3 new followers with jibberish handles and bad English in bio saying something about “hi yes spicy photograph me yes”. Do better Instagram.

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I’m such a loser I’m honestly rethinking having unlimited texts and calls. I text like 25 times per month. Don’t even remember how to make a phone call.

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I’ve heard a million people complain about the egg crisis and literally not a single person talk about why it’s happening. Does anybody know? Serious question I have no idea why it’s happening pls help

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About to fall asleep when my cat decides to violently throw up massive chunky shit on my bed and all over a pile of freshly cleaned clothes. Why do people like cats?

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It’s funny how everyone that listens to that newer computer based “music” thinks they’re a DJ. What’s worse is when any dipsh*t pushes buttons on a keyboard they sound like the biggest names in the booty booty “music”. News flash: it’s all trash.

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I pay $307.88 every month for my student loans. The total balance on my loans decreased by $11 last month. I owe well north of $50k. What in the actual F #studentloans #federalstudentaid #studentloandebt #deptofeducation

I pay $307.88 every month for my student loans. The total balance on my loans decreased by $11 last month. I owe well north of $50k. What in the actual F #studentloans #federalstudentaid #studentloandebt #deptofeducation