I could defeat literally any UFC fighter with a CZ P10c, personally

thought music just sucked now but it turns out my AirPods sucked

BREAKING 🚨: A newly discovered asteroid the size of 16 washing machines will approach within 140,000 miles of Earth tomorrow (Feb. 22)

me looking for my airpods in the bed every morning

every threads post is like “hey something really boring happened. here’s a lot of words about it” Like, cool, man

heckin good boy latched onto agents service weapon during a case of the zoomies & is going to a cia blacksite to get a doggo lobotomy 15/10

“Let people enjoy things” is some cack shit to say man lmao

More like Isn’tRreal

sorry i cant hang out, mom says you are not mandem you are not gang

i spilled a bunch of flamin hot cheetos in my glove compartment like 3 years ago and those mf staying in there til the wheels fall off. ain't hurting nobody

it would be interesting if someone made a film where NEW YORK CITY HERSELF was a character

and i still drove 30 hours to ya

I will miss you, and your all-time posting so much. I know you wouldn’t want me to be a bummer right now, but man is it hard to smile through.

go off

It’s crazy to me to sit in your car on your phone while workers load your groceries into the back of your car with zero acknowledgement beyond a QR code held to a window. Need an extinction level meteor asap

Free these beautiful creatures from their impressment into naval service

yo dude I need a ride home from the airport is that cool? yeah I flew to HELL to go FUCK MYSELF like you said in NHL 2018 five years ago

Mac miller made music for prom night man how tf is this dude so highly regarded? wear my hat lmfao

Antony Starr is the gayest straight man name I’ve ever heard