A simple trick to get rid of break outs is to teach your horse to score -lando

From the book of lando I've lived my whole life breaking things like rules, hearts and horses

People who drink crown or Pendleton r spoiled lil shits...like drink springs be a normal guy

I don't care how old you are. If you have never seen the American Pie movies you're uncultured swine to me

I'm not very good at catching calves or feelings so I doubt I'll catch the Rona

I'd rather date a girl that's broke as me than a girl that has everything #morals

I already won the lottery, I was born in the U.S of A.

Any day not spent in the hayfield is a good day

Anyone else wanna hear some Eminem and Mac Miller during slack?........nope just me okay... Cool

Word of advice don’t tell a stripper you’ve seen it done better at a HS rodeo dance.

All you need is love. All you want is sex and all ya got is porn

We're goll damn cowboys we don't stay in the same place for long and we don't stay with the same gal for long neither

Times will always come up where you truly find out who's on your team. And I thank GOD for the people that are on mine.

Anyone else got that one girl that you can't listen to a koe wetzel song and not think about?

One of my favorite Garrettisms "Alot of dumb people have made a living doing this (steer wrestling) it don't take a whole hell of a lot of thinking" - Following by his uniquely contagious cackle. 😂

I thought I needed you But GOD thought otherwise.......

''Tis the season #laceup

We should have a contest as to which of the Networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most dishonest, corrupt and/or distorted in its political coverage of your favorite President (me). They are all bad. Winner to receive the FAKE NEWS TROPHY!