guy who’s listened to 10 noah kahan songs: u have to listen to maine guy who’s listened to 100 noah kahan songs: u have to listen to this demo on tik tok he posted five yrs ago guy who’s listened to 1000 noah kahan songs: u have to listen to maine

I just think this man speaks too much about how much he loves his privacy in his down time and feeling normal on his trips with his friends and that should be respected I understand wanting to meet him but it’s almost putting his wellbeing and preference after your own

praying for all the innocent people of iran and west asia who will suffer as a result of this fuckhead’s violent and inhumane actions. whether he goes through with it or not, its sickening to think he’s threatening a genocide and people still blindly support him.

can’t believe we live in a time where the president is allowed to use twitter to announce a genocide of a 6,000+ year old civilization and no one bats an eye at it, please speak up about iran

i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet

“I was just following orders” was not a valid defence for the Nazis and it won’t be for a single US troop that gets the order

free palestine and fuck israel ‼️‼️

how it feels to open twitter

why is ray literally ln4 jesus

lando doing laps at the nürburgring!!

lando has been named as one the 100 most influential people of 2026 🥹🥹

“we could make something really sad” GET IN THE STUDIO NOWWWW

noah kahan and taylor swift is also my dream collaboration

it is the week of the great divide nothing can take me down except the album itself

the joy of knowing there will be new noah kahan music this week! the terror of knowing there will be new noah kahan music this week…

This album is for anyone who waits for folks to exit the elevator before trying to barge in. If you barge in this album is not for you and only my song hurt somebody is yours to listen to

he's laughing... i'm gonna die and he's laughing

Can’t fucking believe I’m on tiny desk it feels like every dream is just coming true

girls will watch noah kahan’s tiny desk concert first thing in the morning like damn babe did you even try to be happy today