“I’m gay” “I’m straight” Okay I’m Markiplier ?????? welcome back to Five Nights at Freddy’s ?????

Okay but tell me this isn’t an absolute AESTHETIC?!🤤 billie eilish

Sooo can sometime tell Marvel Studios that I found their miles morales?! It’s me. 😂

foreskin and seven years ago

America..you’re really resting my patience. You better get your shit together. Reallll quick. 🥴

Thanks Quinn XCII for spending 3,095 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Giving Up Ground. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/3ApUX1o…

You know… CPS should’ve gotten involved with Kevin. How your parents lose you TWO Christmases in a row???

I’m at Hamilton and it’s intermission so I just wanted to take this time to remind everyone that MY ALBUM COMES OUT THIS FRIDAY. I have a strong inclination that album 5 is going to be the one that ruins my career. #imnotthrowingawaymyshot

Shoutout to Quinn XCII for announcing coming to red rocks!! It’s a solid birthday now🤩🤩

JUST BOUGHT MY TICKETS FOR THE PEOPLE’S CHAMP TOUR. IM GONNA GET TO MEET Quinn XCII IN JUNE🤩🤩

any homies wanna hold hands and go frolicking in a field. Could be hype

I told Anna if she took anymore blanket away from me I’d divorce her. The two issues with this are that we aren’t married, AND she took more blanket. So I’m divorced now 🙃

YESSSS

I would like EVERYONE to know. That I’m just dumb😂 I just wanna hit her with the actual mode of transportation. A LITERAL TRAIN. I just needed to roast her🥲💙 y’all nasty 🤢

Shoutout to chelsea cutler for being Chelsea and dropping a BANGER that I’ve been excited about for a while now🥹

The way my dad made sure he beat me to saying “love you” before we hung up the phone was everything 🥹

JUST BOUGHT MY TICKETS TO SEE chelsea cutler 🤭🤭 march is gonna kick ass!

Between Halloween event and now stranger things returning… I think Dead by Daylight used the Halloween event to test if we’d enjoy a game mechanic similar to going into the upside down🤔

Pregnancy? Oh you mean baking your cream pie? Nice try sis😤