he’s also the guy that banned pride flags

This the new Republican Party. I refuse to be part of this Republican Party. This is why I’m voting for Kamala Harris, Democrats on November 5th.

SOMEBODY PLEASE CHECK THEIR CHOLESTEROL

Guy who lost 100+ pounds here. It’s really as simple as calories in, calories out as far as losing weight. Building muscle and toning is different and far more subjective, in my experience — but losing weight is not. Every 3500 calories you avoid is a pound lost.

Hey, that’s… like foundationally illegal in a bad way.

Yes, I will harvest votes out in the open in Arizona, and I will openly admit that here on Twitter. Because it’s not illegal. It’s explicitly legal. I carry my whole family’s ballots from the kitchen to the mailbox, put them in, and lock it. That’s ballot harvesting.

Is this a high school gym? I went to a D3 with zero interest in athletics and our facilities were far more generous.

Your first thought is, “yeah, it has really seemed this way lately” and then you realize that this cartoon is from 2018. It has been this way for a while now. Republicans are traitors and most of them just don’t realize what they’re arguing for.

80% of Arizonans vote by mail, and — especially after 2020 — it’s stunning that the folks at the top of the national Republican Party don’t know that.

My “For You” is entirely right-wing propaganda. Most of it is antisemitic. Some of it is porn. Yeah, this place is fucked.

Ukraine is killing fascists at a higher rate than any country since the end of WW2 and that’s why so many want the aid to stop

Judd has decided to be the evangelical Christian pharmacist who refuses to fill your birth control prescription. Bold, bad decision, friend.

It’s a federal crime. Are you saying he shouldn’t be charged? Who else should be exempt from federal law?

Any candidate who distributes cash while campaigning has committed a federal crime. This happens to be the first time it was caught on camera. Listen, you can love Trump, but if you don’t want him to be charged with a federal crime here, you’ll have to explain why he’s exempt.

Elon Musk lies about everything. It’s more fun for him that way. He’s terribly bored.

Literally the same thing Elon always does: buys his way into notoriety. Still can’t buy your way into skill, friend. apple.news/AKM66O9ZVS_yND…

I rented a Polestar 2 EV from Thrifty Car Rental at Tampa International Airport ✈️ (MSRP $62,000) and drove away with a Kia K4 ICE sedan (MSRP $24,000). Passed two dozen cars that would have been more appropriate alternatives. When asked about this, Jonathan @ the desk smiles big and says “I know. Enjoy!”