Dear tankies,

We get it, you don’t like Jews. But, you understand, you can just say “we don’t like Jews” instead of supporting and amplifying a globally-reviled terrorist organization posing as a government in Gaza.

We’ll get over it. We have thousands of years of experience.

Hey radical left: How many millions of liberal Democrats like me — we who have spent our entire lives fighting for economic equality and civil and human rights for all — will you push away from the party to serve your justification of Antisemitic violence around the world?

Very strange that every four years we have to tell formally educated leftists that pragmatic progress is in fact better than Republican regress.

Hello from Arizona, where pragmatic Democrats and Republicans have once again slapped aside a flare-up of MAGA idiocy.

See what happens when normal people unite against stupid people? #AZPol

You care. You literally came back to this comment years later to remind me of exactly how tightly you still cling to Elon Musk’s left testicle.

Congratulations! I’m still right about Tesla though. ❤️😂

Ask ChatGPT to give you a political affiliation quiz sometime. 😂

Lots of people reacting with big emotions to Aamer Rahman’s performance.

Folks, he’s here to make jokes, not sense — he’s a comedian. He’s on Twitter to sell tickets to his show, which seems like it would be a really hard job. Take it easy on the guy.

Imagine tweeting this thinking it will get people to turn against Adam Sandler instead of growing his fandom.

Wow, He really is risen.

“He,” of course, is Bitcoin, over the past five minutes.

If Jesus sees his shadow, does that mean 6 more weeks of Lent? Other way around? Easter is hard.

Hey, Nissan? This is pretty extortiony and does not reflect well on your brand.

“Thanks for buying this $62,000 vehicle with awesome safety features… which we will terminate immediately unless you agree to pay us monthly. It would be a shame if we had to turn them off.”

Welp, I’ve discovered the packaged dessert version of that kid who joined every club at your high school.

Yeah, man. Why teach them math or literature or — god forbid — science? Just teach them fairy tales and let them get raped a bunch. Private religious schools are the best!

Oh, no. This is really quite bad, Novo. Are you serious?

“Your almost there”???

You’re a BANK, for God’s sake.