when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat

You're trying to tell me something important but I'm on a spinning chair

instagram be finding ppl you just seen at the red light

i love a repost button. idgaf if it’s twitter, tiktok, or instagram tf repost repost repost!

You just had to be there

mind you, niggas solved this case back in october last year

having to wake up to pee within the same hour that your alarm is gonna go off, is one of life's most terrible surprises

Saying thank you after a gesture. I'm slowly starting to peep folks are saying thank you less and less nowadays and ion like it.

"Do you shower with hot or cold water???" my bathroom:

my nose ring is apart of my face. i’m never taking it out 😩

i hate how networking be feeling like dickriding to me

I’m at the age where I have to add everything to my calendar. Appointments, birthdays, due dates, all of it😂

Tbh getting lashes, hair, and nails done is not relaxing for me.I love the outcome, but I hate sitting there during the process of getting it done

Normalize bed rotting on the weekends and enjoying the peace of your home. You don’t have to go out and spend money every single weekend.

i don’t curse in front of my friends parents, grandparents etc. it’s just so classless

People think putting your phone on silent it's bcz you hiding something. Do you know how annoying a ringing phone is ?😭

me pausing a movie just to go down a rabbit hole because a random side character looks vaguely familiar

genuinely the last time politics felt professional