I have a small dick... HAH APRIL FOOLS.

"WHEY HEY GUESS WHOS BACK!"

They used to call me the butcher from how hard I beat my meat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Yes, I have different types of meat, care to take a look?" x.com/fierypaladin/s…

Fucken naruto runs. "Hey babes."

"It can be as big as you want it". x.com/fierypaladin/s…

Takes out fucken carne asada. "Bitch tell me how much." x.com/fierypaladin/s…

// Like this for a random starter~

Time to get down with the hanky spanky.

I'm older than you Keith suck on that baby boy!

//BEAUTIFUL EYES HECK-

Yawns. "Morning everyone!"

Let me crack open a cold one with the boys.

//Like for a starter~

I didn't know how to make tea so I boiled some Gatorade-.

So I come back and both space daddies want sum fucc-. K den.

//Really need more rp buddies in this fandom xD

Klance in a nutshell.