The Super Bowl is real.

According to sources close to the Vice President, JD Vance is considering coming out as a pedophile to make himself more acceptable to Donald Trump's base.

Well yeah…. Pedophiles stick together

Switzerland doesn't have a Prime Minister. It has a confederation president. He's a guy WE have a president, but his brain is broken

The crazy part about the FAA closing airspace around El Paso is that Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein

Is he suicidal

I didn’t realize we don’t pursue pedophiles if the stock market is doing well. Thank you, Pam Bondi, for that clarification.

RELATIONSHIP ADVICE: Find someone who will defend you with the same ferocity that Pam Bondi defends a pedophile.

The Pwezident saved you from a party balloon and you didn’t even say thank you

Btw, Gallup’s last report of Trump’s approval rating was among the lowest rating for President ever recorded in its history. Now, after 88 years, they’re not measuring it anymore. Nothing suspicious going on here I’m sure.

Doesn’t he get that’s a good thing for them?

"Mrs Kirk, your husband just died, how can you be so cheerful all the time??" Erika: are you kidding me? the Dow is over 50,000 dollars!

Rage Against the Age of Consent

Is “Erika Kirk” actually JD Vance in drag?

Johnson should be forced to fight people. He acts so tough that it should be required. He’s a nerd

GREAT News Patriots! The DOW has just dropped under 50,000. We can now ask Pam Bondi about Jeffrey Epstein.

You haven’t died yet?

Pedo president can turn anyone into a liberal, even a Nazi

Bring it on, SAVE Act morons.