"Grandchildren! So soon. Micte is gonna pop a rib!"

"Tulio, when were you gonna tell us you were marrying a princess?"

"YOU CAN SUCK IT, ROYAL FAMILY."

"IS MISTER SKELETON NICE? LEMME TELL YOU IF MISTER SKELETON IS NICE."

"..." Shrug, bones rattling like a xylophone. "Sure!"

"I am Mictlantecuhtli and I have a message." Taps mic, leans in. "Stop sinning."

"DON'T KICK MY SON." Stamps a "FRAGILE" sticker on Tulio Cruzado's forehead.

"We are the absolute best."

@the_samhain "EH? WELL, IN THAT CASE... I dunno."

@the_samhain "MY ILK? WELL, THEN YOU HAVEN'T LIVED! Or, err, died, I suppose. I've been around for millenia."

@the_samhain "SAMHAIN, SAMHAIN, EH... That doesn't really ring a bell, to be honest."

"I'm grounding both of you, whatever Underworld you go into."

"I... I'M LEAVING NOW."

"TARNATION."

"How long have I been asleep for. ... Oh."

"Remember to drink your milk! It's the only way your skeleton will be able to withstand the partying in the afterlife!"

"You don't want to end up like poor Juan." Cut-away to a pile of bones and a sad skull. "Poor Juan."

"Mictecacihuatl, come dance with me!"

Monocle pop.