𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙬.

Do not even JOKE about this, Mr. Shields. The mere thought makes me sick.

𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 as sickening.

He’s not sorry. He is laughing.

How did you win?

Shut up!

You ran into Phoenix? Tell him I said hello and to check his messages— I need him to pick up some vinaigrette.

I don’t believe you.

Yes.

What?!

𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗣 𝗙𝗟𝗜𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗠𝗬 𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗟𝗘.

It is far too taxing for my mental health to comprehend another world’s Phoenix coming onto my Uncle while I am happily married to one.

You KNOW why.

That is NOT what you should be taking away from this interaction! Plus, you’ve expressed to me MULTIPLE TIMES how much you dislike my husband. Do you only care for him when he has eyes for you?

Can confirm.

What do you want, Uncle Ray?

I strongly dislike you.

Your fun can occur without toying with my Uncle’s heart.

Just found this tweet. STOP SAYING THESE THINGS MY FATHER WOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU!