Ethan thanerdTy who tf said i was playing fortnite? im playin among us w/ sykkuno and ninja rn

“Mark Carney’s transformation” and it’s just that you started paying attention to his actions

my late bird ass is so chopped,, told my early bird wife I wanted to go into sales & she told me “you couldn’t sell dirt to a worm”

If you die in Canada you die in real life

10 🙌🙌

Why is he streaming with conneldjonneld

cheated on my bf with our intimacy coordinator #cheatedonmybfwithourintimacycoordinator

Turning Point USA that’s it. i am DONE with Turning Point USA 👋. Charlie didn’t die for this shit. the president will literally pardon you. There are no laws. just do it 🇺🇸

THIS JIT CRACKS ME

I love my freaking boyfriend dude

Okay so the trick to this one is you want to go in at an angle.

my cardiologist told me I’m on track to develop sudden infant death syndrome in my late thirties

if i was a dinosaur in vancouver rn id be telling people to cherish their loved ones

Everything I write is in “bad faith” because I am a “bad actor.” I want to harm the human race. I’m not very nice at all…

life is so fucking hard when all you want is help with your homework and this on a t-shirt 😭 😭

coke, which I assume every diner makes the regular way