Seem to remember McEneff going Down Under and scoring on his debut, no?

BRAGAAAAAAA!!! 🇱🇻

Down the road, my boy.

I set the over/under of Hearts players’ ligaments to get snapped like a peapod at 1.5.

Job done. Thanks for the “hospitality”, United. Mon the JTs. #believe

This is temporarily a Hibernian FC fan account.

Are they… taking the piss… out of their own stadium? They’re proud of it, like?

HIBEES HIBEES HIBEES! Mon the Cabbage today like. Fucking love Rocky Bushiri and that.

Thank you, Hibs! Now, fxck back off.

Can we kick off already? I’ve actually had to get some work done today. Cheers.

I’m quite enjoying the HMFC moneymaking scheme just now. Build up our academy with Scottish boys like Aaron Hickey & James Wilson, overcharge the big clubs who find those fees like spare coins in their sofas, then sign cheap/free players from good ol’ Jamestown. Beautiful stuff.

Heart of Midlothian Football Club.

Can’t say it any clearer. ⬇️

I’ve largely forgotten it, but every once in a while I’m reminded that Celtic were literally awarded a title by email. Shambolic.

Sunday is the biggest Hearts game outside Hampden since… when?

Come on the JTs. What a three points this would be. Massive opportunity. 🇱🇻

🎶ALL WE HEAR IS🎶

It’s called a title race, not a title coast. Let’s all dig in. Silverware at stake. 🇱🇻

Three points. Onwards. [stillgame.steady.gif]

Friends, pack Tynie, get behind the boys, and as a favor for your ol’ fat specky American pal Kaleb, put an extra decibel in your voice. 🇱🇻C’MON THE HEARTS🇱🇻