Wasim Jaffer bhai apne account se karo na tweet

I am ageing just so after some time I can post a "Then & Now" picture

But why do they have sex roughly? Marriages are that stressful?

I am going to lose weight just so that I have something to talk about at parties other than work

how many "Ronaldo vs Messi Loading..." posts must be getting deleted right now #FIFAWorldCup

Very proud of being 100% sober this year

Great performance by Kuldeep Yadav in the 2nd ODI! Curious to see who he is replaced by in the 3rd match now

Why not have the umpires also wear blue? How about the pitch, make the grass blue too. And maybe the ball and bat blue as well… #indsrl #cricket

Beech mai rukte hai chaat khaane k liye

this is what happens if you don't legalise weed

Little did he know :)

Feels like Marvel is making movies just to hit some sort of target and go home to wife and kids just in time for dinner #AntManAndTheWasp

1975 is remembered for Sholay. But another Dharmendra-Amitabh Bachchan starrer released #OnThisDay and is considered to be one of the finest comedy films of all time. 48 years ago, Chupke Chupke released. A thread (🧵)

Nice to see India pick up right off from the previous World Cup #INDvAUS

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365

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Since Australia is out of ideas, Indian batsmen giving a couple of chances to them. Good for bilateral relations #INDvAUS #BGT2024

Hamare player test mai bhi t20 khelte hai, inke player ODI mai test khelte hai #INDvsPAK

Everybody said India has advantage. Yeah the advantage that the matches get completed #AUSvsAFG #iccchampionstrophy2025

If I was KL I would play a near 17 not out off 55 balls right now IYKWIM #IndiaTourofEngland #ipl #PBKSvsDC