And they be expecting me to be 100% straight…..NO!

“Being hated by losers is the price I pay for not being one of them”

No one realized my drinking era wasn't about me having fun ! It was about numbing the pain & getting drunk enough to forget how much I was hurting inside !

They wont share this though. I bet it wont get thousands of retweets either

Doing this with my friends soon

Black women are so majestic

The money I spend returns to me tenfold The money I spend returns to me tenfold The money I spend returns to me tenfold The money I spend returns to me tenfold The money I spend returns to me tenfold The money I spend returns to me tenfold The money I spend returns to me tenfold

“Don’t drink out of the colored fountain” - Cranston says his mom warned him as a kid before a trip to Texas. So he lived through the Jim Crow era. Because — as so many of us keep saying — it wasn’t that long ago!!!!!

I swearrrrr on everything…..TEXAS ppl are the worst drivers I’ve ever seen in my life!!! It actually blows my mind!!!!!!!🤬😫

hyperboles and satire be whooping their ass

Lmaoooo it’s funny when people ask things like “Growing up with ADHD, how did your parents help you with [xyz]” They didn’t! They just beat my ass! 😀

Y’all tell black women to stop making poor choices and not have kids with just anyone, right? Sounds like they’re listening. 😂

stop showing me maga accounts as hidden ads you fuck ass app

Me whenever I take my first cruise

The liquor that they’re giving us at these bars are tampered with. There’s no way I drank the same drink I had a few days ago, same amount but different feeling…

Why do people forget how to function at the damn airport?