One of my early stage startup clients started a LinkedIn ad campaign willy nilly. No strategy. No landing page in sight.🤦🏻‍♀️

I’ve been so hungry lately I WOULD kill a buffalo in Oregon Trail and nothing would rot.

Forgot what a dope bedroom Arnold has.

“Yeah, I fucking love that, okay?!” - Me when Instagram serves the perfect product ad.

You know you’re in marketing when the best part of a road trip is verbally critiquing and improving billboard ads.

Excited to have availability for new clients in the 2nd half of Q2! If you or your manager are looking for a plucky, professional, ROI-driven consultant, DM or email larell@lalalarell. Let’s make $ with smarter: - brand voice - webpages - emails - launches - retention strategy

I still think about the ending of Girls and wonder if it landed or not.

still got it

Is @Grammarly Go widget hanging right over the last few words of your sentence too?

Solid thread about the many professional opportunities out there for those of us still trying to convince our parents a degree in creative writing was the right move.

Went a little too hard on the “I'm still hungry dumplings” tonight.

Okay folks. Opening up my inbox for music pitches for June + July. Note: 1) read andscape.com/tag/music/ to see our coverage so far, 2) we cover stories through a Black lens, 3) I'm looking for GOOD/GREAT writers who can file on deadline. Rate: $550+ depending on reporting/story

Really only get on Twitter these days to say how truly entertaining and brilliant Dave is.

I really want to write ads.

Here me out: Emma Stone as twenty-something Pippi Longstocking.

I’ll only date you if you can successfully choose avocados that are guaranteed to ripen at least two days apart.

Would you be friends with your pet if they were in human form?

Sometimes I try to reason myself out of cookie dough ice cream being like… it’s just vanilla with a chunk or two of dough. But damn that little salty sugar crunchy chunk is worth it.

I guess I'll break my boycott and participate in X. 🙄

Not me, a writing professional, just figuring out how to make that satisfying slash through text. (Why you all the way in format, tho?)