sorry I haven’t texted you back in a month. the old world is dying and the new one struggles to be born. now is the time of monsters.

i keep my trauma between myself, my closest friends and any stranger that seems kinda cool

Thank God for cars with the bluetooth sync that auto play your exes music when you’re at your most vulnerable and just trying to get somewhere jesus

if we were ACTUALLY evolving our tech I should be able to text my cat by now

Front coverall pockets are so nice because when i’m searching for something i get to feel my tits up without it being weird

“don’t sleep in ur makeup it’s bad for you” ok but how does the makeup know i’m sleeping

You actually can’t live rent free in my head you owe me $3500 for every month I have thought about you plus damages if you have made me mentally ill

Men look so peaceful when they sleep can’t even tell it’s a demon.

LMAOOO

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Feelin’ so lucky today!

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