me when i discover a good tv show that came out 12 years ago with 9 seasons

when I say it’s all good, I mean for me not you

when someone turns the lights on to talk to me like I cant hear in the dark

Pretending I don't know the work drama so I can get the tea from both sides

🤗

you living in a movie where the villain actually won

how it feels to rewatch a show when you have a horrible memory

Men have played me but when I hear tiktok stories I realise that I’ve had it very easy 😭

Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family" Me

i'm a type C girl... - i can deep clean the whole house. or ignore a laundry pile for days. - i can give a motivational pep talk, or need one myself. - i can be 20 mins early or walk in 20 mins late. - i can go to bed at 8pm, or scroll reels until the sun comes up.

On vacation there is NO spending limit. I figure it out when I get back home 😭.

When a person knows your name but you don't know theirs

very big on consideration and that's where a lot of people fcked up with me this year.

Remote workers when they hear a Microsoft Teams notification during their mid day nap

Bruh! I be struggling

We switch from Christmas parties to Mardi Gras balls

Many such cases

Acting like big Meech