My records will never be broken. But my heart is broken.

Amir Khan, you are officially a pioneer. In the wildest couple of weeks anyone could have, you’ve stayed so humble & true to yourself. First-ever college student manager to ink a NIL deal… 3 deals… all with global brands… in a week! Keep going. You deserve it all✊ Amir Khan

We will bring the rainforest cafe back to northern Virginia It will serve alcohol. The rain and mist will be intense. There will be jungle animals you can pet. You will leave drenched and with a sugar high.

Johnny Davis a real old school bust. Nothing situational going on no serious injuries plagued him nah just pure unadulterated ass.

I like to throw soy sauce at sad people. Kikkoman while he’s down.

Every time I’m on the DC metro with 7-9 domestics in me, I try to start a “here we go mystics here we go” chant. Nobody ever responds. Just not a women’s basketball city

Kevin Durant really ain’t bout no basketball shit yo ain’t got no real paper you really just a ho pull up whenever u ready any basketball court on earth I mean that im waiting for you - Lil B

Keep trading picks and just get us 8 first rounders in 2029

If we walk out of the second round with any of Liam Mcneely Rasheed Fleming Yanic Konan Neiderhauser I’m happy

Is there a world where we go back to back Aussies at 40 and 43. Rocco Zikarsky and Alex Toohey both look like great positional value around here. That is of course if the demon Rasheer Fleming doesn’t keep dropping

Call me old fashioned but drafting a 24 year old in the second round to sit on a two way doesn’t make much sense at this point of a rebuild

DMV native fr it was written..

Peter Millar this, Johnnie O’s that. What ever happened to respecting horsepower?

Feel sorry for Olympiakos fans having to watch this douchebag for 3 more seasons

Belgian waffles are extremely overrated. this right here is the best waffle.

Leaguemate and I are not built the same

Rainbow face.