Can someone explain how the fuck a guy with nine shares of Tesla can be the lead plaintiff in a lawsuit to overturn a pay package agreed to TWICE by over 70% of shareholders

99% of cars will be electric and autonomous in the future. Manually-driven gasoline cars will be like riding a horse while using a flip phone. Still happens, but it’s rare.

The man bet on himself, respect

The nigga lettin it go for no less than 40 yards if he hit this stance

I've said this before, but this was the happiest I've ever been watching the Packers. I was almost in happy tears after this play. Fighting for this high every single day.

tiktok sucked

Finance guys are like I fucking knew you nerds were full of shit about needing that much money

Amazing 🤣🤣

“I just need a proper bankroll to feel comfortable so I can play my game.” “What happened to the last bankroll we gave you? Where did that money go, were you playing in the pit again?” “Shit happens bro, I don’t know, I had it, then it disappeared, expenses and what not.”

Warren Buffett watching the stock market collapse while holding $300 Billion in T-Bills

Anthony Fauci will need to come back and explain to the American people why he funded this research in China. It may be one of the greatest medical errors in modern history, and he bears a large share of the blame.

See it in your mind, feel it in your heart, and you will hold it in your hand.

this is a weird feeling but let me explain when I think of my wife, it's not just love there, there's this protectiveness I know on some soul-deep level she's got an innocence and loveliness that I will never ever have, and it's my job to protect it and keep the world lovely

Ass

Client walks in. 68 years old. $2.8M net worth. House is paid off. Worth $950K. She's living on $38K a year from Social Security. Tell me how that makes sense. She brings coupons to restaurants. Buys the cheapest everything. "I'm not taking money from my retirement accounts.

🚨BREAKING: The alleged gunman from Afghanistan came to the U.S. under Biden's 'Operation Allies Welcome' program. "It appears that he immigrated here into the United States in 2021 as part of the operation to bring Afghans who had worked with or assisted the United States

It’s Bears Week: All Packers All Day Fuck the Bears Fuck Chicago Fuck You It’s Green Bay Fucking Packers

Happy victory Monday to those who celebrate 🧀