love to see one of the 'big 3' classic items of garbage: tin can (slightly dented, lid popped up) apple core, or fish skeleton

Why become Mrs. ? I want to be Ms. Behaving, I want to be ms. Chief

I personally think being old for your grade is one of the most embarrassing things you can be

Chicken chicken chicken what combo are you pickin

Oppenheimer is Top Gun for people who liked APUSH

NBA young boy before 8 am is criminal 😖

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From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a small step

I hate when people ask me what I’m smiling for. It’s definitely something I don’t wanna tell you.

Defender of chicken pot pie and having an early bed time

I’m gonna get extremely good at poker and then play the greatest prank of all time

I would like to go fishing

Woman’s version of the “Roman empire” is murder cases. Have you ever met a woman who doesn’t have a favorite true crime murder?

Jason Kelce Seemingly, they were out of ranch 😤

Just watched the movie love actually for the first time, I despised it

The machine at the eye doctor just bestest me and I’m so embarrassed