pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed

would love to know where trump is finding this insulin that is “so cheap, it’s like water” and deliver it to my doorstep

i don’t know what parenthood is like but i’m imagining it’s similar to me beaming every time trick or treaters make a fuss over my cat

i’m cringing because this is 100% some shit i would say

these guys are so supportive of each other 😭 my heart #TheBachelorette

no one talk to me for the next month, i feel like i was just personally broken up with #TheBachelorette

i’m just gonna say it - this game was not worth pushing back the bachelorette to 1am

am i the only person that feels like zac lowkey looks like mcdreamy #TheBachelorette

hello everyone i was today years old when i understood the “syrup” in coffee scene in elf

grey’s anatomy will always be my favorite show but i would love to hear the conversation that went on when writing the musical episode

idk if i’m more entertained by this episode or Demi Burnett’s live tweets #TheBachelor

take a drink every time a girl responds to “will you accept this rose” with “of course” #TheBachelor

my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓁𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒

i am 100% not ashamed to admit i listened to this song on repeat on my way to children’s hospital when i was diagnosed

*takes a break from grad school assignment to scroll on twitter*

is this what happens when you hit your mid 20’s

they weren’t kidding when they said forever a zip