*finds Chegg answers to 1/4 questions of my assignment* Me: Well, that’s enough hmwk for tonight

Holy guacamole

I miss you Phoebe Philo #oldcéline #phoebephilo

without my foreskin i am nothing

Wow. Nothing excites me more than TAs wasting my time and giving out un-graded quizzes.

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever had a teacher extend the deadline of an assignment that you have yet to start...24 hours before it is due

No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul in the Seven Kingdoms: Not even Varys: Tormund: “A lot of you have asked why they call me GiantsBane.” #gameofthrones #GameOfThornes

#GameOfThrones spoilers without context

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on board? Ben *nudges Ross*: Should’ve been you Ross: Son, I am a doctor Ben: Not asking for a PhD in Palaeontology, are they? Ross: Not now son, there’s a medical emergency Ben: Go see if they need a genuine pterodactyl egg replica

gonna tell my kids this was Kevin Malone

Sometimes before I leave the house I wave to my laptop camera just to brighten the day of the FBI agent. Friendliness is contagious you know.

I DEMAND TO HAVE OFF FOR LUNAR NEW YEAR

*wears the same amount of makeup I normally do* My mom: oh honey, I love how you did your makeup today, you look so much better with less makeup

Could you imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they’re a hypebeast. My god. The world is terrifying sometimes.

a study on shading with Tiffany Lai on instagram. instagram art account: @noorsketches

Stares on stairs // Tiffany Lai in the Side Slit Wide Leg Pant bit.ly/2HV0Ahf