It's Friday Twinkletits. If you've made it this far without getting your boss in a headlock, you definitely deserve that bevvy. To the bar!

When yet another middle-aged vest top-wearing Ian on Twitter says Liverpool has lost his support after booing the national anthem #flagshagger #liverpool #NationalAnthem

It's Friday kiddiwinks! You know where to find me after work...Eyeing up my bevvy like it's a combine harvester at a House's of Parliament meeting 🚜 #cheeky

Watching the game or watching the girl in Subway massacre your meatball marinara #youdecide Liverpool match kicks off from 4 today, head down early!

Enjoy our boss, award-winning not at all biased promo vid to get you in them oh so saucy Friday feels. It’s the weekend people!

£280 better off and ears remain intact. You’re welcome xx

Safe travels to everyone travelling to Glastonbury today. Hope it p*sses down...We said we want you to be safe not happy x #imjustfumingimonalateshift

It’s Friday peeps, thank f*ck for that! Grab your nearest Corporate Overlord and hit them with a sloppy one 💋

Well done Boris! You’ll go down in history with the only thing you were ever able to organise - a p*ss-up. #BorisJohnson #BorisOut #Clownfall

- BREAKING NEWS - Following Boris Johnson’s resignation, a new, promising candidate has been announced in the bid for Prime Minister. #peteforPM

Sick of Blue Moon and accommodating staff?? Look no further.

When it’s the second day of a heatwave and you’ve told everyone you can’t sweat.

Soothe the pain of those dreaded blues with a cheap pint & a nice lil cry into your bevvy. Keep fun to a minimum though ey, it’s Monday after all x

It’s Friday kiddiwinks. Hope you’re as excited as that one guy is xx

Community Shield on later. Dress code is 'Full Kit W*nkers only'. Be there with bells on x

Stay strong people! In a short while, you’ll be able to get your fruity fix in the comfort of ars. Cobble free & covered up x #concertsquaregirl #concertsquareliverpool #gobbleonthecobbles

The only acceptable action when your corporate overlord asks you to do overtime on a Friday…Jib the job and get to ars!

If soggy socks were a day then Monday would be it. We’re serving up house doubles from £2.50 to get you through. Come drown your sorrows people xx

Good luck to everyone getting their A-Level results today! If you didn’t get the grades you wanted, never fear…I did boss in mine and now I write these for a living. #readerboardprophetincoming #AlevelResultsDay2022 #AlevelResults #alevels2022

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