If this comes across your tl I need you to retweet it for me. I have no marketing budget for this month so I’m banking on black twitter to do it’s thing 📚🤞🏾

Trying this again 🤞🏻

Hey it worked! OK if THIS is my last tweet I want to go out being an obnoxious little shit

Well here’s four pictures but it’s more than four characters so I’m not sure how to grade this

Fuck yeah default Cisco hold music

I’ve loved all of The Daily Show hosts but now I feel like they were only holding Sarah Silverman’s place

The heist is on! Without downloading any new pics, post your role in the crew: I’m the loose cannon. I’m gonna fuck shit up real bad at some point but I’ll also show up unexpectedly to save the day.

If any of you guys are trying to put together a Covid-aware documentary, web series, video PSAs, etc, reach out if you are stalled or looking for collaboration. I've heard from several friends wanting to do this--maybe we should pool our efforts or organize.

I’m only wearing green because I put this shirt on like a week ago and got depressed

Can’t believe this is a normie morning show & these two people look like me & my bff from 1985 (and the haircut I got kicked out of the house for (for like 15 minutes (but that’s another story)))

If everyone was happy we wouldn’t need art

The first ten minutes of Gotham Knights is BONKERS!

As a thin person who thinks diet culture is BS I always find it awkward when someone I know calls themselves fat like it’s a bad thing. So I’ve started replying, “fat is flavor!”

Nice to see Oz giving Posey Parker the welcome she deserves

what opinion do you have that would get you in THIS position

So after verified checks go away I guess I’m gone Twitter keeps unfollowing me from accounts I trust. After the check goes away I don’t see myself making the effort to figure out if an account I thought I was following is real or not