Um... I don't know why I'm offering this, but it looks fun!

I tire of standing around. I need a new throne... Any volunteers?

can be a starter.. rt for a caption :3

Worst Halloween special ever.

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Good morning, Dog.

What is this "updog" You speak of

Made a thingy at the secret place

<-- Bouncing on it in a sinister and evil way

Walking away from the encounter sticky.

Ah, the season is busy and nobody has time to meet anyone else's needs... I myself have needs of my own that none of my minions have been present to meet...

<-- Taking up the ass with malicious intent

<The victor of the game

Give me your best shot, foolish do-gooders

At least lamb and wolf have each other, though... She's had to spend the holidays in complete isolation. Nothing to do but plan her future schemes...

It would certainly help her with her scheming if the lamb watching her do it didn't look so... pent up.

Does the wolf not share her lusts? Interesting... Hopefully the lamb can find something or someone to satisfy her needs soon then.