for your own sanity, always take inconsistency as a no

bart and ikea make me feel the same way

strip mall montessori

Whenever I spot Clinique 2 in the depths of a girl's bathroom I imagine it's homage to her inner pre-teen just starting to figure it all out

relieved to see that the world did in fact used to be more orange and that I’m not going insane

telling my grandkids this was quentin tarantino

the creatively blocked is the fraternal twin of the incel

sending these as wallet-sized valentines to my enemies

realized what this dress does to me

very bad week salvaged by cutest sneeze ever (my own)

can't wait for this scene with the netflix lightning

RIP Washington Post

All Fours :(

My ★★★★ review of Videodrome on Letterboxd: boxd.it/dMzmhJ

I think $50 is the new $20

Tax extension should be subsidized for ADHD America

My guess is Lena Dunham is Cancer rising. Uranus/Saturn in 6H of health (Saturn left Sag shortly after her hysterectomy). 7H mars, people fuel her like no other. 10H NN, her destiny is a convo b/t the spotlight/family. 12H as a mentally chatty site of desired healing.

Why does Temptation Island Season 2 look like a clearance sale?

Why do NPR reporters speak like they’re reporting to a kindergarten class

I wish the Amazon Met Gala had a bunny hill magic carpet for all the dresses that are too stiff for stairs. Assembly line style