“Si, se puede” reference had me cackling - #Barbie

Hi Simu Liu from section 124! 🥺#taylorswift

To reporters covering the #MauiFire: Please stop characterizing Front Street and Lahaina Town as a “tourist spot” It was the original Capital of the Hawaiian Kingdom. King Kamehameha’s palace is here. Kānaka Maoli still live here, on their ancestral land from the 1800s.

10 Things I Hate About You and John Tucker Must Die have been playing in the background on repeat for the last week during my work day — I deff work better in this environment.

Is an *NSYNC reunion part of the Bidenomics plan?

The new #iphone can’t save all the logins for my apps, but it did save my Costco membership, so I guess Apple did one thing right.

Look, I’m generally a Seahawks fan but if Taylor Swift can be a known Eagles fan and show up at a KC game decked out in gear, then I can also jump ship and join the Kelce train. Let’s fucking go.

Boy math is needing 15 attempts to count the votes correctly to become Speaker and then shutting down the government 9 months later

A new HMart opened today. I didn’t realize the Asian senior citizens threw their elbows harder than at an Excision show. 🥲

No one should have to beg a court for permission to receive the medical care their doctors recommend. If you agree, we need you in this fight. Get involved with literally two clicks: secure.reproductiverights.org/a/join-us?sour…

Opening day, fresh pow, and lift operators spinning Simple Plan 💜💜

People need to stop watching shitty reels and TikToks on public transport with volume at high. No one wants to hear the fake laugh track.

rip shelter

The DOL really said “pay for your license renewal, no takebacksies on your photo, you may or may not suffer for 8 years until the next retake”. I’ll learn my fate in 1-2 weeks.

Aged like milk.

If not voting/voting 3rd party was enough to make a difference I don’t think anyone would be saying what they are right now. But it literally doesn’t work that way. One of the two WILL become president regardless of what you think is best morally.

Which of these dry whites pairs best with President Harris? Let’s go VP white tasting!

Being an adult fucking sucks no wonder my mom used to always beat me

*unblocks OG album versions on spotify*

Victory to the People's democratic republic of Seattle Seahawks in their valiant fight against the Israeli Patriots (May Robert Kraft be struck by a Qassam rocket inshallah)