I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 1148

#notallbears

Watching the Mercato/Peters Projection Map scene from The West Wing at uni...now I want to re-watch that lovely fairytale of a show again.

What in the actual fuck?! theguardian.com/australia-news…

Convo with eldest kid this morning EK: are you an atheist mum? M: yep EK: so that means you think Santa is way cooler than Jesus? M:....sure

Teens call for social media to be banned for politicians, “it is to protect society from how annoying their posts are”

Thank you Taskmaster s17 for teaching me about the Chicago Bulls logo. I will never not see anything else from now on 😅

"Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this place" - Tony Soprano. Fuck I forgot how awesome The Sopranos is!

Sparrows are visiting me, all that I see, wonderful bird life, I cannot chirp, I cannot fly, app for bird noise, playing from my cell. Goldfinch, has taken my corn, taken my oats, taken my sorghum, taken my rice, taken my flax, taken my

Imagine owing over $22k in child support, yet all your friends and family think you're a great guy and great father, while the agencies put the onus on the parent struggling to make ends meet. The system is rigged to support narcissists and arseholes while the rest of us suffer.

Are you seriously gaslighting us about worrying about your kids? We all *know* you’ve got a disgracefully large property portfolio, like practically every other rep in parliament. Your kids are gonna be FINE. The rest of Australia being led by literal landlords, tho……… isn’t.

A reminder to every journalist reporting on Peter Dutton's comments this morning – Israel seized the Rafah border from the Palestinian side in May. It's closed. People in Gaza can not get out. They can not come to Australia because they can not leave Gaza.

Bill Shorten becomes latest person to be defeated by NDIS paperwork

Now do prisons

The people of Springfield are eating the dogs & the cats? Sounds more like a Shelbyville idea…

I'm not one to yuck someone's yum, but...who the fuck would pay for, let alone view Lehrmann's OF?

His family requested privacy & suggested fans "kick a football, enjoy a hearty bowl of pasta, plan your next adventure to somewhere intriguing, or ask a curious question you think needs answering" in his honour. Rest in peace, George Negus. Truly a great. abc.net.au/news/2024-10-1…