Do we have that here?

It’s a collaborative effort with the men at Xavier.

How am I a senior and not know we have that?

Perhaps you haven’t always been an active part of this community.

They do a fall musical and a spring play and from what I hear it’s a real blast.

What I’d really like is to be on Math Olympiad.

But math isn’t something that you are terribly strong in?

That we know of YET.

CLOSE ON A LIST. Sign ups for auditions for the fall musical. A hand reaches up and takes the pen attached and writes, in all caps: CHRISTINE “LADY BIRD” McPHERSON And then another hand reaches up and writes: JULIANNE “JULIE” PICKETT

“Julie” doesn’t need to be in quotes.

But it’s not my real name.

It’s not the same thing.

I’m not sure you’re right...

Julie and Lady Bird walk through the fancy neighborhood, The Fabulous Forties. They stop in front of this very specific house - it is the Dream House: It’s three stories, blue, with white shutters and a big American Flag. It looks like nothing bad would ever happen in this house.

I love this neighborhood.

Yeah, it’s so beautiful.

If I lived here I would definitely have my wedding in the backyard.

I’d have friends over all the time to study and eat snacks. I’d be like “MOM WE’RE TAKING THE SNACKS UPSTAIRS TO THE TV ROOM.”

I’d have my own bathroom.

Julie and Lady Bird browse magazines in an empty checkout aisle. A Checker calls out to them: I can’t stop you dicks from hanging out here but quit wrinkling all the magazines!