me liking tweets that contradict each other because sometimes i see both points & two truths can co-exist

continent with the best shape for furniture, jewellery, tattoos, etc. continental drift cooked

THE GATES TO HELL WILL REMAIN CLOSED IJN!!

This is the truth and so obvious yet people love to gas her up. She’s like those kids who used to come stand outside the secondary school after getting kicked out

ion think I ever called this man about a problem & he couldn’t solve it, I call on him like he Batman & he comes to save the day everytime 🤣

You really have to be ok with eating the same boring meals if you want good body results lol

Men really be having their way because if I said I was a hoe because I didn’t love myself, the response would definitely not be ohhs and awws

One minute you're kicking Africans off trains as they try to escape bombs in Ukraine, the next you're expecting people who starve and bomb their neighbours to shelter you, an outsider 😂

Heat in landlocked cities full of large concrete buildings and heat in islands surrounded by the sea and greenery are not the same

Mistakes become more & more expensive. One mistake can set you back 3-4 years.

Your boss should not be texting you that they’re horny, calling you thique, or badgering you to give them compliments to show your attraction to them. Cut the shit!!!

You probably don’t even have a passport shut up

why are we making AI mukbangs now..

Period pain forever shocking me like I haven’t been through this since I was 10 🥴🥴

2 years? I need a pint

this entire year has felt like one long major life change and i’m just waiting to exhale.

Nah I work with some of the slowest people on Earth omg and I swear my face shows the confusion because ??????? How did some of you get this nursing degree

Nahhh I clearly need to watch tonight’s episode