worst part about job hunting is you don’t even want one

this how zip-up hoodies be every time you sit down

La Rochefoucauld, what a line

fruits basket… made me who i am today..

pov: you’re a tasty apple or perhaps a sugar cube

shit is so bad i almost just retweeted MTG

Mood.

Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it. And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him. Do with that story what you will.

“will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket”

A memoir

Moshi moshi

ADHD is so stupid bc why am i procrastinating watching a tv show that i wanna watch

WJAT IS THIS FCKASS TRANSLATE??? THATS NOT WHAT I SAID HELP

Shrimps is bugs!

They’re the same picture.

had to immediately snatch my like away at the end of that sentence. God loves all his potato children.