Sometimes I think that my biggest flaw is that I will do anything for anyone even if they wouldn’t do the same

Apparently still accurate.

Ever just miss old friends?😕

I need like an assistant who will take my phone every-time I start drinking. Any takers?

If you are 6’0 dark and handsome let my friend know! HMU and I’ll give you her number! 😉

You know it’s been rough when I’m drinking a beer! 🙃 #mondays

“It was a bad fuck” - ..........

So you want me to get vaccinated but you don't want to buy my beef because I vaccinated them. The hypocrisy is mind boggling. 🤔

I wrote hell of a year in the drive thru at 2 o’clock in the morning at the one off William cannon and 35 in Austin, TX and yes that is a true story

Chloé is dating Troy!😍😍

This time last year I was at pirates with my friends having the time of our lives. Whereas now I am currently sitting in a Chili’s alone at the bar. 😕 #imisscollege #adultingsucks

“If my brain was working i’d be able to think of something funny”

tiktok.com/t/ZPR7N5VAg/ #viral

Update still accurate

Yep

My give a damns busted!🤷🏻‍♀️ #LetMeDigALittleDeepeer #SorryNothing