"Same. But what you gonna do?"

"I mean. . . I guess."

She can't even walk in stilettos.

Her talents lie elsewhere.

"So, I guess at 18 I'm not gonna develop anymore. So I'm forever cursed with the body of a prepubescent boy."

Proto-human?

Spim tried to eat me once. At least someone in this universe thinks I'm a snack.

"I wondered why it had been particularly sexually charged around here today. Then I was informed it's national sex day. There's a day for everything around here."

"Exiiiiiit light! Enter night! Take my hand! We're off to never, Neverland!" The bar was fairly empty and nobody was paying much attention to the teenage girl dominating the karaoke corner.

"I'm on my seventh cup of coffee today and I am BUZZED."

"how 'bout i just punch you in the face?" ———————————— FRANCIS BARTON son of hawkeye and mockingbird independent 555326-inspired portrayal multiverse / crossovers written by #milo ———————————— ( ♡ & ↺ )

"If I'm paying ten dollars for a bowl of mac n cheese then it better be the best damn mac n cheese in New York."

My uncle governs a pocket dimension that has dragons.

Yeah. But you have to be part of the captain Britain corps to gain access. Or use Captain Britain's star scepter it's all — I've probably said too much.

I, um. . . I don't really think bringing dragons into our universe is a brilliant idea.

You can't tame a dragon! I can take you to see one probably.

You literally can't tame a dragon! Besides, why would you want a dragon anyway?

Yawn.