Seeing your Spotify Wrapped posts has demonstrated to me this country's Strategic Rapping Grandma Reserves are at an all-time low

My first-year students are doing amazing research and making amazing videos to show it off, and I've made the world's worst poster to advertise their achievements at our end-of-year celebration

Oh my god Gene Simmons died???

Ok so what am I supposed to put on my Christmas list now

Billy C for me

YES I downloaded the Vertigo font for this NO I am not taking commissions at this time

STOP asking a man how often he changes his bedsheets START asking yourself how often you change your preconceptions #thimkaboutit

They're annotating your ass over on bibliography Twitter

bro last night was an unfolding of the materialist dialectic

c'mon, man, really?

Me, while reading a (remarkable) thesis that contains the sentence "Thankfully, however, we are not fictitious characters, and we do exist"

I would give anything in the world to trade my smartphone for this

the mainstream media's silence on the 6 goals i scored in my indoor futbol match last night is honestly deafening

Me at the club after submitting final grades for the semester

We got to 140! L'Oro di Napoli (1954), a film set in my favorite city on earth and featuring Sophia Loren. Pic very related