So I've been hyperfixating on German cars lately (as one does in a mid life crisis) and this is my conclusion .. 1) Mercedes -> driven by old people 2) BMW -> driven by douchebags 3) Porsche -> driven by rich pricks with small dicks 4) Audi -> driven by cool guys who

Just realized that I missed countless parties in undergrad / med school just for RFK Jr to bring back fucking polio. Fuck.

This.