the wackest part of Meet Joe Black isnt Pitts unforgettable Jamaican accent attempt. its the scene where he tries peanut butter, and Tony Hops’ house keeper expresses the opinion that Jif and Skippy are in the same league as Laura Scudders which is just bonafied wild

my feed this week* -ICE raids and protests with police/military intervention in Los Angeles -Israel and Iran just LOBBING -IShowSpeed beats Ashton Hall in a race lotta upside down out there these days

Yo New Yorker. Not on Sunday plzzz

posting stories on instagram of you singing karaoke but tagging the portion from the studio recording of the actual song your singing so we can’t hear your singing is… just unbelievable

huh what’s in my pocke… oh old crusty used ZYNs again. great. i dont smell like cigarettes at all anymore just droppin my little mouth litter around town

I never chose this chain for my SnapChat bitmoji. It’s as if the app just assumed “yea this dude’s a fornicator.”

the weather breaks in L.A. just a little bit and all of a sudden the shuffle is just Beach House and Type O Negative

the world of my dreams Marketing Exec: “Mr. Nomura, Prince has called and has informed us that he wrote a whole soundtrack to Final Fantasy Remake. Nomura: “Prince can have but one…” the track: FFVII REMAKE: ファンク･ウイズ･ミー youtu.be/jhfJhIj77hA?si… via YouTube

I wish I had all the money in the world and I were the one payin’ ya.

me visiting future underwater Glendale in 2058

me to the IRS: aye uhhh… we cool like?

At the park for a run. An addict screams at herself and others about nothing, airplanes fly over head in decreasing frequencies, a No Kings protest’s clamor fills the neighboring intersection. Even honking cars are angry. War, scandal, sickness, and unrest. This place is great.

“just give af”

giving the chaos of a “MEET THE TEAM” landing page

R.I.P. Michael “Trill-Tilson” Thomas.

I dunno I went out and saw my country Money, liquor, and volume. what’s wrong?