(tiny acorn falls on my head mid-sentence and knocks me unconscious)

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i dont wanna

i feel like this should be on the news

does anyone know how to make this happen. has anyone looked into this

The week before your period

the mold growing in my water bottle said you would say that

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Why people want to have maxis match eyes IRL tho 😭

moisturiser, sunscreen, and cleanser just ran out at the same time

Andro may be a bald who gets mogged daily, but he did the right thing here by offering Clav an addy. Everyone knows Adderall has magic powers which can reverse opiate overdoses

guy in front of me was on his phone during a play and I tapped him on the shoulder and said “you’re at the theater”

What’s up w Clav and kissing all these girls ? Y he ain’t never kiss me it’s okay I don’t want to I’m waiting till I’m Married to kiss

being told to get a job on twitter like i’m not arguing on my lunch break

i wanna take the bar exam just to see what i get. no law school whatsoever like just for funsies

gonna call in sick to work via instagram story the same way artists do when they cancel their shows

executive dysfunction straight up just feels like this

princess