Lena Dunham discourse and 85 degree weather has me making tofu in a Free People ass sundress listening to Feist

I think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

helping kk move upstairs in the heat was enough to fake a fight to get out of it

I love Walgreens and Target’s curbside pickup so bad….

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

john lennon was so Latina when he said Imagine

Had a lady order an espresso martini and followed it with a spicy margarita. Ok Mrs Fart.

court is so embarrassing like your honor can we please talk in the hallway

Please Don't invite me to a BBQ if your sodas cheap🙄I Don't drink loopy lemon

she's morphing into kristen doute x.com/pinklivias/sta…

starting tomorrow im gonna be super normal funny sexy kind and functioning

How it feels listening to dogshit music you loved in high school.

computa make this rum runner work

I am normal and well adjusted

What’s your phone number let me guess poop poop poop - poop poop poop poop