I know I’m super late to Game of Thrones, but that Hodor scene fucked me up 😭

This is the formula for success.

Searching for answers at the bottom of the bottle.

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

Why did the owner of the Twin Towers get maximum insurance against terrorist attacks six weeks prior to 9/11? Why did the owner have breakfast in the towers every morning except for September 11th? Why was there an unidentified group of short sells purchased against airline

It’s easier to stack yo chips when you bet on yourself .

did you really think i was joking?

Job market so bad rn, Imma fuck around and just start following my dreams.

Being old enough to see the word goon switch meanings is crazy

Be obsessed or be average

I don’t count the days, I make the days count.

disappear for 6 months and lock in

If i unhook a bra and suddenly she has no piercings im killing myself

I bought an iPhone 16 pro when it came out to have access to all the AI capabilities, you finna tell me after a year of false promises, Apple comes out and is like, “yah, so we programmed glass”. Pitiful.

where do you see yourself 12 beers from now, what’s your 12 beer plan

my girl mad ion wanna be on facetime all day, Tf i look like kai cenat

if you are scared of losing $1000 you are not gonna make $1 million

Being broke as a man will teach you to neverrrrrrrr go broke again.