I think it's extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Facebook marketplace is like we found EXACTLY what you’re looking for at an amazing price and we know you have your limits on 15 miles but hey this is only 300 miles away!!

there needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they're doing

Can we please stop releasing one episode a week? It isn’t 1990 anymore if I want to binge watch something it should be allowed 🙃

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy" Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"

“Oh no the police! Act cool!” -my six year old 🤣🩷

calling twitter X

Rori goes “mom the old guy next to us at the baseball game had one of those old floppy phones” LMAO

Men generally have the warmest bodies because they’re straight from hell

The person who mutes it.

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i don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to they would” because i want to and i don’t

The gen z stare. The millennial pause. Instead let's talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question

Phillies mascots recreated the viral moment of the CEO caught cheating at the Coldplay concert 😭

My favorite app to scroll is Venmo because why is Bill making his wife pay him back for her Starbucks coffee?