idk who everybody be feeling like but let’s figure that shit out immediately

I love the sudden realization that I don’t have to put up with a single thing I don’t like

I love having the same mutuals on different social media apps like seeing them tweet about needing their pussy ate and then I go watch their instagram story and they’re in the park reading a book lol

I would sacrifice all of you to resurrect Michael Jackson

stay single travel get ya coochie ate a lil bit that's really all you can do these days

you yellow long for nothing bitch omg

praying all my bad bitches up the scoe on these pussy niggas. AMEN!

assasinations used to have a 100% success rate, whats going on

Having my hair done is up there w/ oxygen & water 🤣

my bday gifts are already coming in 🥹

Nobody: Me soon as I get a voice message:

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

creative people do well when they live alone.

We living in weird times man lol I just stay out da way

Nggas love when i call em twin like boy yk you aint even half of me fck ngga

i don’t play about my lil naps. leave me alone for a min.

I really enjoy staying my ass in the house on the weekends now lol I will only go out if it makes sense