I'd like to give a record deal to the person who wrote this song adorattorney.tumblr.com/post/146626443…

I read a gavinners fanfic that involved a creative use of milk, so I'm never using the internet again. Auf Wiedersehen you sick fucks

Trucy named her Primarina after me, and that was the most loved I've ever felt in my life

I'm sexy. I'm smart. I'm orange.

Klavacado Papaya Guava

I snapped a wire while tuning my guitar. Can I borrow your g-string? ;)

I'm in a long distance relationship ;) He escaped from the prison in the Capcom basement where they're holding me hostage.

Me in AA4: I'll never perform The Guitars Serenade again out of respect for Lamirior Me in AA5: It's time for the Guitars Serenade

Have you met my twin, Clavier Guava?

My office is soundproofed so that I can sing along to Pon Pon Pon without Fraulein Detective making fun of me

You're probably thinking to yourself, "Klavier Gavin, you're awesome!" I know. But thank you anyway.

haha what would you be doing if I was there, fraulein? ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Me: Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Apollo: Klavier, we're married Me: ;) ;) ;) ;)

Welcome back to reality! We've been waiting for you.

The bags under my eyes are gucci

I'd like to give a record deal to the person who wrote this song adorattorney.tumblr.com/post/146626443…

Baliff, can't you make the speakers louder? What do you mean this isn't a concert, it's a /trial/, of course it's a concert

Klavier is a stage name, and the nickname meine Mutter had for me as a child. She played the piano as beautifully as she sang.

Fraulein Trucy said that she didn't have a date to homecoming, so I picked her up in a limo

I have a pokemon team based on the other prosecutors. Franziska is a shiny serperior. The others? I'll leave that to your imagination. ;)