Experiencing serious fomo right now

People forget that you should be with someone who makes you a better person, that means treating everyone in your life better i.e. being there for them, giving them support. FYI ghosting everyone but your s.o. is the actual opposite and not saying much for your relationship.

Things heard in a furniture store - “so we’re not really looking for it to be functional” ...why are you even here!!

Things I’ve heard about my accent since moving to Nashville, “you sound like you’re from wisconsin” “ I can hear the accent when you say the word nine”

My boss’s 7 yr old has been in the office since school is on break and on the regular she talks to herself and it’s honestly so funny.

I gotta get it off my chest... I NEVER wear the seatbelts on a plane. If we’re going down it’s not saving me or anyone so like hey Gods will be done is all I’m sayin.

Sitting here watching family feud bloopers with my parents And the question is - name that the last thing you stuck your finger in and the guy says my wife....this is awk

Guys I’m legit a bad sibling, I forgot ty is allergic to bananas and this morning I was legit like eat these bananas, basically like hey come eat this and cut off your air supply. Lol my badd

I’ve gotten in to a strange habit every Sunday night where I open a bottle of red wine and goodfellas is always on in the background. I’m not upset about it

I JUST put a new glass screen protector on my phone a week ago and it’s already cracked...I haven’t even dropped it.

Guys no joke I’m legit more afraid of the giant bugs & spiders in Nashville than I am of the tornadoes. I’m not a mild arcanaphobic and these spider outside my window are HUGE. #needtherapy

Guys my parents are too cute sometimes, it’s weird.

My dad is obsessed with having me listen to one 5 minute sinbad skin every day.

Things people on my family say -“theoretical astrophysics interests me.” The beginning of my family quote series

I legit call my parents just to be like hi guys what’s up,I bought a new water bottle. And they hype me and are like that’s awesome tell me all about it, what’s the spec, color, reviews!

Wishing I owned a hammock right now

One of my largest pet peeves is when I nicely allow someone into traffic and they don’t give the thank-you wave. #rude

Caren is singing along to the lyrics, “really love your peaches wanna shake your tree” and I GUARANTEE she has no idea what she’s saying. #thejoker #innocentcaren

Isn’t it amazing that your heart is just a muscle. Not like the brain that can feel and associate emotion, but somehow when you’re in pain emotionally you can actually feel it wrench in reaction to that pain? How does our physical heart know when our mental heart is breaking?

Guys, I forgot how much I fricken LOVE SHREK.