The worst thing about Halifax is there simply isn’t enough men. Ur friend shows you a new guy she’s talking to and you have to be like “oh I matched with that guy on tinder, bumble and hinge also he’s my coworkers brother plus he’s my Poli sci class and isn’t as hot in person”

it sucks that you have to keep yourself busy to feel okay

So everybody needs donkeys. My octopus never even yawns.

You a weirdo if you try to compete with ur friends

my dog and I both have anxiety so whenever I'm pacing my apartment she follows me around like we're marching in a mental illness pride parade

1/ I am a third-year medical student. Yesterday, I was assigned a new patient. I hadn’t met them yet, but knew they had presented with liver-related symptoms. In preparation for morning rounds, I flipped through their chart and checked their lab work.

People don’t leave shit jobs, they leave shit management

If the good Lord wanted me up here, He would have made me a mountain goat. No ma'am

Anyone else want a doctor to like examine you’re entire body and just tell you every thing that’s wrong with you or am I a hypochondriac

Pls tell me I’m not the only one that be talking to themselves behind their mask in public

Hotel air conditioners are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

Let’s stop romanticizing the bodies we had when we were 16. We were literally children. We are adults now. We have hips, our boobs have been around for longer than 4 years, we are meant to have more fat on our bodies, cellulite is inevitable. Your peak is now, love yourself ✨

how does everyone know when fruits are in season.. when did u learn that. did i miss fruit season day in algebra. did u swallow a farmers almanac. why are peaches only in season for 8 hours a year